Flight 1893 (2/16/14)
Dear sir sitting in front of me (2F, charlie brown looking mo-fo)
I’m glad you are comfortable falling asleep on the plane but your farts smell like something curled upside you and died.
If you are wondering why I am kicking the back of your seat its b/c I’m tired of smelling the shit that is curdling inside you
Please…for gods sake and mine take Beno before you get on a flight…
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